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The Off Beat
Hyperreal Film Club Announces Plans to Open Screening Space
Nomadic indie cinephiles put down roots later this summer
Fri., May 10, 2024
Inside 2024’s Austin Live Music Fund Applications, Opening May 21
Higher awards, now open to live music venues
Fri., May 10, 2024
Chicano Batman’s Hi-Fi Good Vibes
Carlos Arévalo talks optimistic new album before Austin Psych Fest
Crosstalk: Music Returns to Cosmic Coffee, the Golden Horn Replaces Burger Tex, and More Culture News
And we say goodbye to a former
Chronicle
art director
Bobby Rush Brings the Funk
90-year-old chats before Blues Fest set with the Blind Boys of Alabama
Nané Day Revisited
Soulful funk-rock band, with special guests, plays Empire April 7
KB Brookins’ Second Freedom House
“Freedom House: An Exhibition” heads to Prizer Arts and Letters
TODAY'S EVENTS
Paul Cornish Trio
Monks Jazz Club
Lovers and Liars
Reading
at BookPeople
Bike Night
at Circuit of the Americas
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The Verde Report
Brad Stuver Is Playing at an All-Star Level for Austin FC
The Verde’s goalkeeper has been consistently brilliant
Fri., May 10, 2024
Austin FC Is Proving Its Critics Wrong With Each Win
Latest win lifts the club into a tie for fifth place in the West
Fri., May 3, 2024
Behind the Numbers of Austin FC’s Latest Hot Streak
The Verde and Black are still surprising us
Midfield Swap Could Be Only Solution to Austin FC’s Achilles’ Heel
Austin FC has struggled defending in transition for years
As Wins Rack Up, Emiliano Rigoni Is Becoming Austin FC’s Forgotten Man
The club’s second-highest-paid player has struggled to contribute
Wolff In or Wolff Out? The Answer: It’s Complicated
Austin FC gets its first win of the 2024 season, but the pitchforks are still out for Austin FC’s head coach
Austin FC Needs Copa Tejas Now More Than Ever
It’s been six months without a win. Can ATXFC reverse their luck against FC Dallas?
The Austin Chronic
Legit THC Seltzers Are on Shelves in Austin. How Many Should I Drink?
Sampling three Texas-made cannabis bubbly waters in one day
Fri., May 3, 2024
Austin Documentarian Links Up With Jimmy Kimmel for Reality Series
High Hopes
New Hulu show captures organic humor among dispensary misfits
Fri., April 19, 2024
Former Ag Commissioner Candidate Susan Hays Is Building a Hempcrete House
It’s the first privately owned residence in Austin made of the eco-friendly material
Cheech and Chong and Toking with a Troll
Stoner icons materialize for surprise C-boy’s appearance
Notorious Lawyer Adam Reposa Gets Raided For Running an Illegal Dispensary
“I want to go to prison,” he claims, but no charges have been filed
New to the Texas Medical Market: RSO Products and Delicious Chocolate
Texas Original expands with full-spectrum edibles
How Worried Should Cannabis Users Be Over Paxton Suing Austin?
A Q&A with Congressman Greg Casar
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Opinion
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And why is university leadership willing to stand down in the face of direct interference in our academic and intellectual freedom?
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An incoming UT student urges caution on the recent campaign to force University of Texas President Jay Hartzell to resign. His replacement could be much worse.
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There are indeed benefits to density, but affordability isn’t one of them
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A writer in her eighth year of solitary confinement laments widespread neglect of the experiences of women in prison
Day Trips
Village Creek State Park
Celebrating the 30th anniversary of providing diverse forest along a free-flowing creek
Fri., May 10, 2024
The Joan and Scott Holt Paradise Pond, Port Aransas
Restored Port A nature preserve is paradise for wildlife and people
Fri., May 3, 2024
Curio Mrvosa Books and More, Taylor
Indie bookstore widens the world of words in WilCo
Boutte’s Boudin Cajun Market and Deli, Lumberton
Authentic Cajun food in the woods north of Beaumont
Tonkawa Falls City Park, Crawford
Historic waterfall is still a prime swimming hole
Livin’ on the Edge in Rocksprings
Discover the charms of a unique border town
The Big Thicket National Preserve, Kountze
One of the first preserves turns 50 against all odds
PHOTO GALLERIES
Austin Psych Fest 2024 at the Far Out Lounge & Stage
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Qmmunity
Noisy
Straight cis people are getting too comfortable making pronoun jokes, and it’s annoying
Fri., May 10, 2024
Ride ’Em Cowboy
Sawyer Stoltz and Jeremy Stilb talk the upcoming live table read of their adult film script, BULLRIDE
Fri., May 3, 2024
Left on Read
Find great queer literature at local LGBTQ booksellers during Independent Bookstore Day
Short n’ Sweet
More events, less column is just what the editor ordered
The Tea on Trivia
As their second anniversary approaches, the minds behind Queer Trivia reflect
Want to Go to There
A 2000s-era sitcom rewatch stirs up thoughts on queer media
Be Fur Real
Chatting with local trans pet play titleholders in Austin kink community
The Luv Doc
Ask the Muleskinner
You go down there
Fri., May 10, 2024
Dirty Piggies Everywhere
Eeyore’s is pretty much a foot fetishist’s dream come true, as long as hygiene isn’t an issue
Fri., May 3, 2024
Something Relatable
When you need a wet vac, you usually need one lickety-split
An Orgasm Party
Like bringing egg salad to a family reunion at the lake in August
Settling
Who do you want? Mr. Wrong or Mr. Reliable?
Be Patient
What next? People with “Baby on Board” stickers?
What Grindr Is Not
It’s the singular artistic achievement of the Eighties band Escape
The Common Law
Renting and emotional support animals?
Renting and emotional support animals?
Can I adopt my stepdaughter?
Can I adopt my stepdaughter?
Legal lemonade: Do my kids need a permit for their lemonade stand?
Legal lemonade: Do my kids need a permit for their lemonade stand?
Moving my mailbox – do I have to?
Moving my mailbox – do I have to?
Neighborhood parking battles
Neighborhood parking battles
Smarty Pants
May 10, 2024
In the “Ben Franklin effect,” you like a person a little more after doing them a favor, even if...
May 3, 2024
In German, a penis that is small when limp but gets bigger is a “blutpenis,” and one that’s big...
April 26, 2024
Some sharks lay their eggs in a leathery-type case called a mermaid’s purse. Some consider the song “Noah” performed...
April 19, 2024
Excessive smelliness could be an offense lodged against the homeless under a proposed law being considered by Britain’s parliament....
April 12, 2024
By his own admission, Ronald Reagan could play the folk song/cowboy classic “Red River Valley” on harmonica. When Looney...
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