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Published Monday, Nov. 19
Thirsty on a Desert Island? Urine Trouble.

Published Wednesday, Apr. 5
You Say Tyrrhenians, I Say Etruscans. Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off!

Published Sunday, Sep. 11
International Mail Answer Syndrome?

Published Wednesday, Aug. 31
For Crying Out Loud, Cindy Sheehan is Not a Satanist!

Published Saturday, Jul. 30
What kind of chemistry do you have going on in the kitchen?

Published Thursday, Apr. 14
I'm a Pepper. You're a Pepper. But What's a Pepper?

Published Thursday, Apr. 7
And for his next trick, he will make all the accusations disappear...

Published Wednesday, Feb. 16
In the spring, a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of ... psittaciforms?

Published Monday, Jan. 31
They say it's your birthday. But what were the odds of that?

Published Wednesday, Nov. 10
Can you buy clergy on eBay?

Published Friday, Sep. 24
Mystery of Life® answered ... well, sorta

Published Friday, Sep. 17
Flan Flim Flam

Published Friday, Aug. 13
Mr. Smarty Pants Guide to Mushrooms

Published Wednesday, May. 26
Ich bin ein Springfielder

Published Thursday, May. 20
And if the homework brings you down,
then we'll throw it on the fire and take the car downtown

Published Tuesday, Apr. 13
Dumb as a Stump?

Published Sunday, Mar. 14
The Ink Is Mightier Than the Tongue

Published Monday, Mar. 1
This is Your NAFTA. This is Your NAFTA on Prescription Drugs.

Published Monday, Feb. 23
Give Me Liberty or Give Me Adolf

Published Friday, Feb. 6
Are You Ready to Rumble?

Published Thursday, Feb. 5
Love and Life, Eternal E-Mail

Published Monday, Feb. 2
Mr. Smarty Pants say: "Boy who steal cane for fun need new hobby"

Published Monday, Jan. 26
You Can Be Totally Awesome, for Sure

Published Tuesday, Jan. 13
What's the Matter With Kids Today?

Published Monday, Dec. 29
Duck and Cover!

Published Wednesday, Dec. 24
Psychology 101

Published Sunday, Dec. 21
Think in Four Dimensions

Published Tuesday, Dec. 16
Fast, Faster, Fastest

Published Monday, Dec. 15
Question Artfully Answered

Published Friday, Dec. 12
Guide to Christmas Brunches and Dinners 2003

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