The Luv Doc

Tornadoes are a dime a dozen in Oklahoma

A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person

As the Homeland Security poster says, “If you see something, say something.”

As Confucius says, “There is more than one way to skin a cat.”

There is no legitimate excuse for racism, sexism, or supporting our demonstrably imbecilic president

A good excuse is never something that comes out of a funky armpit

A big ol’ meaty, cheesy, greasy gastronomical death trap

You can’t just beat children anymore unless you want CPS all up in your chili

The sweet deliverance of blissful apathy

The Luv Doc loves a good metaphor

You should never ignore patterns

We’re programmed to dream up worst-case scenarios as a survival mechanism

The word “immature” is both overused and ineffective

Conversation is how we flush stupidity into the open so we can kill it

The mighty oak begins with a tiny acorn